Who says tour guidebooks have to be dull?
Certainly not Sienna Sinclaire, author of “Naughty Girl’s Guide to Los Angeles” (Naughty Girl Press).
Sinclaire, an adult model, author and sex coach, has produced nearly 400 pages of adult diversions for locals or visitors to LA. And those diversions come in all shapes and sizes.
The book’s subject matter ranges from extreme (just use your imagination) to almost grandma tame (high-end lingerie shops and places to get a spray tan). Pick your degree of naughtiness.
There are shopping destinations (everything from vintage shoes to chocolate treats that Fannie May only dreamed of) all the way to instructions on how to visit movie sets — not the “Lincoln” type — with Sinclaire as your guide.
For the edgy but less extreme, she recommends the bikini club Plan B (“a non-nude strip club; I always suggest this for women who don’t want their men looking at naked girls”), and innocuous meet-and-greets such as Glamourcon, where photographers and Playboy models engage in fully clothed conversation.
Then there’s Buccaneer Days on Catalina Island.
“Everybody gets dressed up in naughty pirate costumes,” she said.
“It’s a way to meet more people. Maybe they’ll suggest other events. You never know.”
Well, maybe not for certain, but we kind of have an idea.
“People are half-naked, everyone is having fun,” she said.
In some of these places you can even wear masks, so there there’s no need to worry about ending up on the Internet and having to face the torches-and-pitchforks wrath of your less adventurous neighbors back home.
And, of course, you also can wear furry handcuffs.
For a video of an interview with the author, visit chicagotribune.com/laguide.
