Weary travelers may long to linger over a cup of coffee or snuggle under a plush duvet. But when it comes to airports, lingering is loathed, because it's synonymous with layover.
When George Pendle found himself stuck longer than expected at a New York airport — braced for a transatlantic flight with a few gin and tonics and a Xanax — he found his mind, not surprisingly, altered.
"I was in a Timothy Leary-esque state," he says, recalling the moment when his eyes locked on the spilled-soda-hiding pattern beneath his feet.
Pendle, an author who divides his time between London and New York, is fascinated by carpeting in airports large and small. It's his hobby, although some might call it an obsession. Regardless, he's busy recruiting frequent fliers to join his merry band of what he calls "carpeteers."
"Flooring is considered mundane," he says. "We're all too busy looking at the sky and the planes to look at the ground beneath us. So I thought it would be a fun experiment to compare and contrast airport carpets from around the world."
Pendle recruits travelers with time on their hands to snap close-up photos of flooring and e-mail them to him. He includes actress Claire Danes and film director Max Mayer among the growing group of contributors to http://www.carpetsforairports.com.
That's where Pendle posts the pictures he receives. Alongside are the often-acerbic critiques about what he loves or loathes about the loom.
"A two-tone cream and chocolate flat weave" is how he begins his description of the carpeting at the San Jose airport. He adds that it's "suggestive of a half-drunk cup of coffee cooling at the end of an unsuccessful day of selling insurance door to door."
Pendle concludes, however, that, "wherever there is carpet, there is hope." He dislikes most European airports because they're devoid of carpeting.
"My main problem is with tile or terrazzo or marble — or even wood — which just aren't a welcoming ground for people getting off a plane," he says. He thinks flooring in the airports of the former Soviet republics is about as welcoming as a work camp in Siberia.
"There are some places that just can't hide their innate character," he notes. "There's something grim and foreboding about them."
The scene brightens in many Asian lands. Pendle and his weave-watchers goggle at the wool-blend Axminster recently laid in Terminal 3 at Singapore's Changi International Airport.
"The perception is that if you create a large design to fill a large space, then people don't think they've got as far to walk," says Jonathan Young, global commercial sales director for Brintons, a world leader in the manufacture of airport carpet, including Singapore's.
"It's sort of an urban landscape design," he says of the abstract mix of cream, beige, gold and black lines. The Singapore project required the fleece of 65,000 sheep — nearly 450,000 pounds of yarn.
"It has tremendous coverage in terms of design and color, so it does hide traffic lanes and soiling," Young says.
Pendle, however, doesn't focus on function.
"I think [it's] a marvel, but terrifying nonetheless," he says. "It provokes in me the same uneasy appreciation as Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' or Edvard Munch's 'The Scream.' "
With millions of feet treading the carpeting, most airports usually must replace it every five to seven years or so. Pendle and Young note that London's Heathrow Airport is "above average" in this regard.
"London Heathrow will wait until the carpet literally is wearing through to the backing and needs replacing because it becomes hazardous," Young says. "That's carpet we've supplied, but it's been down probably about 15 years."
Pendle, characteristically, doesn't mince words in his description.
"The hints of gum, squatting like black cancerous growths on a psychedelic coral reef," he concludes, "signify…the immutability of international travel."