Steven Spielberg must be so proud. We can't deny we're amused by the notion of blending "Jurassic Park" and "Jaws" and getting ... this. An oil company's plans set loose a prehistoric terror that threatens college students and art thieves who happen to be at the same remote location.

Christine Emes and Emanuelle Carriere are among the bait - er, stars - and we're also sort of tickled that a writer is credited here for "additional dialogue." Such as? "Look out, it's the Jurassic shark!"? ** (Not rated: P, V)

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