Some Guy is Trying to Murder Justin Bieber

A few months ago, police uncovered a plot by convicted murderer Dana Martin to kill pop star Justin Bieber.  Martin, who is currently serving a life sentence for the murder of a 15-year old girl, enlisted the help of a fellow prisoner to capture, castrate and ultimately kill Bieber and his bodyguard.  Now, in a new interview with Details Magazine, Martin says that, despite police interference, he hasn’t given up his plan.  (That’s Details Magazine, THE source for child murderer interviews!)  When asked why he came up with this plot, Martin admitted it was because he is a cold-hearted sociopath who seeks fame and adoration from a depraved, pop culture-obsessed society.  Also he misses Bieber’s old haircut.  From the Huffington Post:

"I never really had empathy in my life," Martin told Details' Kevin Gray. When asked 'Why Bieber,' Martin said, "It isn't just so people will know who I am. It's because he changed, and that made me angry."

About 3 years ago, I made a joke about Justin Bieber, and somehow all my friends misinterpreted it as me caring about Bieber's music.  Since then, every holiday or birthday, I get Justin Bieber-themed gifts.  I've gotten a Bieber t-shirt, a Bieber calendar, even a Bieber Christmas ornament.  When I moved into my current house, my friend brought a pack of 8 Justin Bieber playing cards to the housewarming party and hid them throughout the house.  Over the past two years, as I went about my daily routine, I'd discover Justin Bieber cards everywhere.  I just found the last of the cards in the back of my freezer.  All of this has given me a small appreciation for the Biebs.  I'm no fan of his music, but he seems like a good kid and I wish him the best in his future career.  I guess the point I'm trying to make is, after much reflection, I am against Justin Bieber being castrated and brutally murdered. 


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