They tried to give it away, but couldn’t.
They did everything humanly possible to blow it, except blow it.
On a nutty night at Levi’s Stadium on Thursday, these new Rams backed up the precipice of 2016, stared over their shoulders into its flaming abyss, and … survived?
Yeah, survived, won, barely, ugh, wow, beating the San Francisco 49ers 41-39 after nearly squandering a 15-point lead during a fourth quarter that nearly worried their young head coach out of his fancy haircut.
“Anybody got a beer?” asked an exhausted Sean McVay.
Anybody got some Dramamine?
During more than three hours in front of a nationally televised audience, playing as loudly as...