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Google develops smart replies for dumb emails

The helpful folks at Google are at it again, determined to automate every daily task so that mankind will one day wake up and immediately go back to bed upon realizing there is nothing for it to do.

Having nearly mastered the driverless car -- statistics show Google road rage incidents are down markedly -- Google engineers recently turned their Gthoughts to email, specifically answering emails for us so we can devote our time to more important tasks, namely wondering what Google replied. And to whom?

"UPS, please leave the package in the garage. Greg's security code is 6495. If that doesn't work, there's a key hidden in the third bush behind the patio...