Oh, Brian Urlacher. Do you have any idea what you've done?
The former Chicago Bears star has gained a full head of hair and given up the sort of distinctive look so coveted in the ad game in which he now plays.
Bald is beautiful, and he wore it in the public eye for more than a decade like a combat helmet, its menacing aura disarmed by a sly grin or wide-eyed glance as needed for Xfinity, Xbox One and x-number of other brands and products he has hawked.
Four thousand transplanted follicles later, he looks downright ordinary. He might as well be Jake from State Farm.
Let's be clear, everyone: Follicle follies or not, Urlacher could still beat the snot out of someone...