Under the expert tutelage of their star-maker father, I cannot wait to see LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball when they turn pro. Hopefully they will remember to hold the onions on my Big Mac.
Now that LiAngelo Ball has been pulled out of UCLA by his shy and demure father LaVar Ball-Kardashian-Jenner, he can spend all of his time getting ready (to be completely passed over) for the NBA draft. He will need to work on his shooting, rebounding, blocked shots and every other aspect of the game except one: Steals.
LaVar Ball wants nothing more to do with UCLA? Boy, was Dan Guerrero mistaken if he...