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Garrison Keillor: First 100 Days, Feeling Like A Million Bucks

Garrison Keillor: First 100 Days, Feeling Like A Million Bucks

My first 100 days as Numero Uno have been fantastically tremendous as we begin to make progress to clean up the mess that I inherited. Terrorism, crumbling infrastructure, public television (so boring), China, the war on coal, political correctness, people we have no idea who they are coming into this country, the whole deal. You'd never know this if you watch MSNBC or CNN, which — and we have proof of this — are owned by the man who owns The New York Times, Famous Ray's Pizza, some check-cashing establishments, and that bunch of losers, the New York Knicks. Sad!

His name is Mr. Wong and he has had it in for me since I refused to sell him an apartment in my building because he cooks...

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