Pat Haden will take over as UCLA football coach, have the Lord and all His disciples as assistants and win 10 consecutive national championships before the first shovel of dirt is dug for a new NFL stadium in Carson, Inglewood or anyplace else in La-La Land.
As a lifelong Chargers fan, I love the team's sneakily brilliant current plan to remain in San Diego: Stink up the joint so much that not even L.A. will want you!
La Cañada Flintridge
Kobe and Byron
Now Kobe Bryant is out with a sore back and he's unsure when he will play again. Is it a coincidence that this happened...