- Bill Clinton is wondering if anyone knows Sarah Silverman and whether she likes steak.
- Janet Napolitano is the sound of one hand clapping.
- ♥ Barack has changed his relationship status to The U.S. Auto Industry to "it's complicated."
December 13- Barack is hoping he's not friends with Bernard Madoff.
December 14- Tom Daschle and James Jones have joined the Facebook group Which Member Of The A-Team Are You?
- Lawrence Summers joined the Facebook group It's Not Fair That Angry Feminists Keep Writing Nasty Blog Posts About Me Even Though That Harvard Thing Was So Long Ago.
- Timothy Geithner is about to make a tuna salad sandwich.
December 15- Barack has 83 friends in common with Bernard Madoff.
- Rahm Emanuel has 820 friends in common with Bernard Madoff.
- Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton have 2,894 friends in common with Bernard Madoff.
Rahm Emanuel: *&!*%&@*#!!!
- Timothy Geithner is eating chili and pondering particle physics.
December 16- Barack is Christmas shopping.
- Joe Biden is puppy shopping.