The latest celebrity same-sex marriage is between Newt Gingrich and Freddie Mac.
When Freddie gave Newt $2 million along with an engagement ring, their hearts were entwined.
One small wrinkle: when Newt married Freddie Mac, he was already married to a woman named Fannie Mae.
One thing is certain -- if Newt ever became president, the pay cut would be huge.
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