It turned out to be a bummer for a dude who wanted birthday sex -- but got papayas.
When Vero Beach cops responded to a report of a disturbance, they were met by a "very intoxicated" Suzanne Evlarina Wasden, whose pants were partially down exposing some of her hindquarters, according to an arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Wasden, 49, told the cops her ex-boyfriend had dropped by her home "looking for birthday sex," the affidavit stated.
A 16-year-old boy who lives in the trailer next door told cops that when Wasden came to his place to get a cigarette and beer, she began to scream and throw papayas at him and the ex before mooning the men and telling them "Kiss my butt," according to the report.
Wasden has a tattoo of a 'moon with stars' on her left ankle and "Georgia Peach" inked on her right ankle, inmate records show.