Junk in...junk out.
Lee County Port Authority officers arrested Arnaldo Jose Santiago Burgos after he allegedly forced his way onto a plane, claiming he was an FBI informant who needed to get to Boston due to medical complications, reports WINK CBS News-11 in Fort Myers.
When officers found several prescription bottles on him after he faked a seizure, allegedly telling them, "I like to mix pills for the fun of it," according to WINK News.
After the 28-year-old Fort Myers man was taken to a hospital, Santiago Burgos was transported to Gulfcoast Hospital where he then exposed his junk to nurses repeatedly and, at one point, asked them if they liked what they saw, according to his arrest report.
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