Photo: Martin County Jail

Photo: Martin County Jail (October 13, 2012)

Smile and say 'cheese' -- for your mugshot, ma'am.

A Publix loss prevention official told a Martin County deputy she saw Karen Bartlett hide a cheese log and lady's laxatives inside her purse in the beauty aisle, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.

Sounds like the 52-year-old Palm City woman just wanted to cut the cheese.

Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.

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