His ears must have been burning...
Someone at Ocean Breeze Park, a mobile home community in Jensen Beach, took note of David Wagner's wreckless driving and called authorities on Tuesday evening.
It was time to stop the 53-year-old driver to see if he was impaired.
The driver, David Wagner, David Wagner told the deputy he was out trying to get a chocolate milkshake for his wife, whose bottom teeth were removed earlier in the day, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCpalm.com
But it looked like Wagner was the one self-medicating himself for pain.
During the traffic stop, the Martin County Sheriff's deputy noticed Wagner was trying to light his hearing aid with his lighter, apparently confusing the two items.
That sort of thing is easy to do when you down about a half a bottle of Jagermeister, as Wagner 'fessed to doing.
Get the DUHtails at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com.