Amal Alamuddin -- strike that, Amal Clooney -- is Barbara Walters' most fascinating person for 2014.
Apparently because she landed George Clooney?
Also for some other stuff, sure, but really, it's the George Clooney thing.
In what we pray was a tongue-in-cheek segment capping Sunday's annual "Most Fascinating People" special, Walters declared the former Alamuddin's snaring of the movie star as "really one of the greatest achievements in human history."
In. Human. History.
This epic achievement happened after "a bevy of...