Tony Cardenas

Scum of the earth lowlife packs a bag for Trump's inauguration

Scum of the earth lowlife packs a bag for Trump's inauguration

I and my brethren have been called scum.

We are terrible people. Horrible. Illegitimate. Liars.

The worst.

Hey, nobody’s perfect, and I’m willing to forgive. So today I’m packing my bags and hitching a ride to D.C. for the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States of America.

“There is no such thing as paranoia,” Hunter S. Thompson said. “Your worst fears can come true at any moment.”

That scumbag had it right, didn’t he?

In the passing of the baton from Barack Obama to Donald Trump, we have traded class for crass.

But the people have spoken.

Actually, the people voted for Hillary Clinton, but it’s too...

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