TV star David Feherty isn't the most complicated man in the world, but he's in the conversation.
He will turn 56 in two weeks, and the odds of that actually happening 10 years ago were not good.
He was a pro golfer, yet another good linksman from Northern Ireland, who won five times on the European Tour and finished in the top 10 of the tour's Order of Merit twice. He also was a European Ryder Cup player in 1991.
Considering his problems, those are incredible accomplishments.
Much of the time, he didn't so much play his way around the tour as drink his way around. His famous quote, one of hundreds of self-deprecating quips from his nonstop flow of Irish blarney, was: "I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit drinking because I was a spectacular drunk."
He also fought off, and is still battling, bouts of depression. His Emmy-nominated Golf Channel interview show and his weekend work on CBS keep him constantly on the run.
"Time on my hands is my biggest enemy," he says.
Some of his offerings on the hourlong Golf Channel show, "Feherty," are sessions with Donald Trump, Samuel L. Jackson, President Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani and friends Tom Watson and Lanny Wadkins. Also Jim Furyk, whose swing he once characterized as resembling "a one-armed man trying to wrestle a snake in a phone booth."
So, we find ourselves in the Brentwood backyard of Al Michaels, Feherty's next interview victim. We are surrounded by the usual TV production equipment, always in such abundance that it looks as if they are going to dig for oil, not tape a show.
Quickly, the conversation branches out, so to speak.
Production guy: "Hey, David. Tell everybody what kind of tree that is."
Feherty: "Let's see, there's a Chinese Elm. And that one's a redwood."
Michaels: "I have a Redwood? I live here 28 years and I didn't know I had a redwood."
Production guy: "David knows 'em all."
The question is obvious: Why would a golfer from a childhood of the '60s and '70s in war-troubled Northern Ireland, who spent a major portion of his adult life in pubs and now spends a major portion of it on airplanes and in front of TV cameras, know a dandelion from a tulip?
There is a story, of course. There is always a story.
"My grandpa [David Weir] came back from World War I. He was 21 and he couldn't, or wouldn't speak," Feherty says. "It wasn't a physical injury. He was shellshocked. All we got was an occasional grunt. He had seen 90% of his company left dead all over battlefields. His memory was of limbs, body pieces. He was horrified to the point of being struck dumb."
And so Weir, a master carpenter, went about the rest of his life in silence, often taking grandson David on walks and writing down the names of plants and trees as they came upon them.
Feherty, who acknowledges that he can forget what hotel he is staying in and the names of his children, never forgot the trees and plants.
So there you have David Feherty — TV star, spellbinding interviewer, golf analyst, recovering alcoholic, battler of depression, former golf champion, father of five, world traveler, master of the quip and model of the egg-beater hairstyle. Also an amateur arborist.