While "Scandal" fans eagerly await the reportedly "crazy" season finale of the much-buzzed-about ABC drama Thursday night, they can distract themselves with this clip from Wednesday's episode of "Watch What Happens Live."
Tony Goldwyn, in town for ABC's upfront presentation where his series was heavily plugged, stopped by Andy Cohen's tiny, downtown studio for a visit. There he joined Comedy Central's bawdy new female star, Amy Schumer, for a dramatic performance of some "Scandal" fan fiction.
In the slightly PG-13 story, "Flames," from an author by the pen name "Fitz Like a Glove," President Fitzgerald Grant shares a broom-closet rendezvous with his mistress, Olivia Pope (played here by Schumer). (Sample dialogue: "Why do you make me feel this way? Like a river of magma.")
Let's just say Shonda Rhimes has nothing to worry about.