It's a summer news quiz!
1. Although he has been coy about whether he will run for governor, Danbury Mayor Mark Boughton recently said he could do whose job?
a. The guy who towels the sweat off Bob Dylan's brow at concerts.
b. The guy inside the bratwurst costume at Milwaukee Brewers sausage races.
c. The guy who talks to little kids in AT&T commercials.
d. The guy who hosts "Catfish — The TV Show," an MTV reality program in which people who have fallen in love online finally meet one another.
2. The University of Connecticut recently revealed that — despite the fact that it is 2013 — it does not have:
a. A strong position on whether people of different races can use the same drinking fountains.
b. A policy forbidding professors from having sex with their students.
c. Jim Calhoun's forwarding address.
d. Certainty that early humans did not ride dinosaurs.
3. This summer, state Senate President Pro Tem Don Williams abruptly canceled:
a. A trip to Morocco "Under the High Patronage of His Majesty The Kling Mohammed VI."
b. A Brazilian wax, "after I found out what that really was."
c. His unicycle act on "America's Got Talent."
d. His boozy threat to punch out pollster Nate Silver.
4. Journalists found "black mold, urine and crack bags" in
a. The improperly parked BMW of state commissioner Joette Katz
b. A taco cart operated by former East Haven mayor Joseph Maturo.
c. One of many dilapidated building operated by the family of New Haven mayoral candidate Toni Harp.