March 16, 2014 contest: Winning caption by Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.

March 16, 2014 contest: Winning caption by Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo. (Cartoon by Gary Varvel / March 21, 2014)

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Are you playing chicken with Kiev? -- Steve Mogel, West Hartford

Who do I have to sleep with around here to get a Stoli martini with a twist of lemon? -- Linda Case, Wethersfield

Sarah just closed her blinds. -- Bob Karalus, East Hampton

I don't think you are dressed properly for a long Cold War. -- Michael Fishman, Somers

It looks like you must have lost your shirt hosting the Olympics. -- Jay Gershman, West Hartford

I draw the line at Nantucket. -- Paul McDonnell, Simsbury

I'll give you anything you want. Just put your shirt back on. -- Bill Drena, North Stonington