June 2, 2013 contest: Winning caption by John Bassilakis, South Windsor

June 2, 2013 contest: Winning caption by John Bassilakis, South Windsor (Cartoon by Wes Rand / June 7, 2013)

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Now if they'd only pass a law increasing your minimum work. -- Mike Wambolt, Enfield

Remember, it's gotta look like an accident. -- Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.

We've determined that this amount will keep you gruntled. -- Scott Tredwell, Advance, N.C.

Don't take this personally, kid, but you're getting the minimum wage so I can get the maximum. -- Susan Breitman, West Hartford

Your paycheck includes the new minimum wage and our new South Carolina address. -- Bruce Beck, Glastonbury

After your health insurance and student loan payment, you should have enough to live with your parents. -- Norm Ravagnani, Colchester