Ordinarily, we would send up a flare to signal that the final weekend of Harambe Nights is upon us. The limited-time event at Disney's Animal Kingdom includes an after-dark street party that's preceded by "The Lion King: Concert in the Wild" stage show.
Saturday's celebrity narrator is Tony winner Patina Miller, who starred on Broadway in "Sister Act" and last year's revival of "Pippin."
But if this is news to you, well, sorry, it's too late. The event is sold out — just like all nine previous evenings of Harambe Nights.
When the special event was announced, there were doubts, primarily because of the price tag. A ticket to Harambe was...