Phil McGraw

Colin McEnroe: Applying Advanced Quantum Muppet Political Theory

Colin McEnroe: Applying Advanced Quantum Muppet Political Theory

Let us revisit a very helpful paradigm to which I was introduced by Dahlia Lithwick, of Slate.com. Once I explain it to you, you will have a hard time not applying it to everybody.

In the Muppetverse, says Dahlia, there are Order Muppets and Chaos Muppets. Kermit is, of course, the ultimate Order Muppet. In fact, Muppet history could be framed as one small frog attempting to — "impose" is too strong a word — find order in a world otherwise driven by chaos.

But there are other Order Muppets. Bert and Ernie's relationship is defined by...

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