Last night was the Grammys, also known as The Show Determined to Make You Never Want to Hear One Note of "Stay With Me " Ever Again.
And that was the record of the year in the music industry's annual celebration of (what's left of) itself. Imagine how they treat the songs they don't like.
As a music fan, I used to get upset at the Grammys' bad awards and botched nominations, the ongoing demonstration of the Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences' lack of cutting-edge taste. Remember, Starland Vocal Band ("Afternoon Delight") will always be a best new artist Grammy winner. More recently, Maroon 5 beat out Kanye West for that tainted honor.