Glenn Frey

James Taylor and Carly together again and who should really play the Kennedy Center Honors

James Taylor and Carly together again and who should really play the Kennedy Center Honors

Obviously, we have no influence over who serenades the Kennedy Center Honorees Sunday night. If we did, we'd have already devoted the entire production budget to Aretha, a baby grand and that fur coat.

So who will play the gig? As usual, the producers are keeping that a closely guarded secret. But in the spirit of inspiring entertainment gold -- and with not even a casual interest in CBS's ratings -- we came up with our own mock lineup for the evening.

Mavis Staples

To inspire an emotional response: Bob Dylan. Mavis once spurned his marriage proposal. According to our script, she says yes, on stage, and instead of vows, Bob reads her his entire Nobel...

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