Before we were debating whether Donald Trump qualifies as a small business, we were debating whether he knows his adverbs.
Know his adverbs, that is. (We're not going to pretend to understand tax laws enough to weigh in on the small business question raised by President Obama in last week's debate.)
Trump caught some grammarian flack during his "Celebrity Apprentice" days for correcting pop singer Cyndi Lauper's adverb use.
Trump: "Who should I fire? Why don't you just say Maria?"
Lauper: "Because I feel...