Bill Maher

A Trump presidency means fewer televisions, more barbecues

A Trump presidency means fewer televisions, more barbecues

Now that the world is slowly coming to grips with the fact that Donald J. Trump will be our next Commander N. Chief, I have a message for our nation's television salespeople:

"Be afraid. Be very afraid."

If you work on commission, netting a tidy profit for every Samsung, Sharp and LG flat-panel that you ring up at Best Buy or another fine electronics establishment, consider the story of my good friend, Tom Ryan. A Queens, N.Y.-based stand-up comedian, with two David Letterman appearances on his resume, Ryan did with his TV what 40 percent of married couples eventually do with each other.

He got a divorce. And a quickie at that.

"I unhooked it, took...

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