| May 12, 2011
Janell reports on last night's American Idol:Welcome back to American Idol Season 10 the Remix! I was writing an intro in my head, and I couldn’t remember who got eliminated last week. Casey? No. Pia? No. Oh yeah, Jacob. Sorry,...
| Apr 22, 2015
I'm ticked off that a popular comedy, still in current production and in syndication, refuses to air their episodes in sequence. In one half hour segment they are married and in the second episode they are dating. In addition, the network is repeating the...
| Apr 3, 2015
| 9:00 AM
"They keep waking me up!"
A sleepy audience member actually said this, midperformance, during a Chicago production of the play "Faulkner's Bicycle" in 2001. The actors onstage, one gathers, were interfering with the guy's nap.
When I asked actors from...
| May 14, 2015
| 1:13 PM
The federal government walks into a bar.
The bartender scowls. "Your money's not good here, pal."
"Why not?" thepatron asks, puzzled.
"You're in Florida. We don't like your kind in here."
"But wait," the federal governmentprotests, placing a wad...
| Mar 31, 2015
| 5:30 PM
I keep reading in the liberal print media that Republicans live in a place called "In Denial," but it turns out that Democrats have established their own colony there as well.
How else can you explain the 18-month-old racist baby?
That's right, a...