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Spectators Who Vomit During Baltimore Orioles Games Should be Summarily Ejected for Reasons of Public Health

Trigger warning: The above headline already kinda spoilered it, but if you have a hard time dealing with explicit written depictions of emesis by humans, you are excused from reading this week’s helping of the Mr. Wrong Column, so please go ahead and turn the page, maybe read a restaurant review or the sex column or something, as long as they don’t have any triggers in ‘em, of course. Consult your local listings. Thank you. So I'm at the ballgame, minding my own business, watching Your Baltimore Orioles play some other team, I don’t even remember which team it was, because I was there for Floppy Hat Night, which is one of the better giveaways the Orioles...