Stacia Smits, South Holland:
Paul Pustelnik, Chicago:
Sears might not but Grant Wood.
Pat Foley, Homer Glen:
The Art Destitute.
Dillon Hermon, Peotone:
Beth Jerzyk, Whiting, Indiana:
Enough of these forkin' taxes! Let's head east.
Dan Troy, Downers Grove:
This used to be a respectable neighborhood until that blond hussy up the street started showing her panties.
Ron Barker, Chicago:
The winter parking ban is just too much!