It's not easy being Larry King.
Take last week. First, he lost his crackerjack column in USA Today when its editors seemed to have decided, after letting it drone on under his name for years, that a newspaper should not print fiction.
Then he had to face a pair of aliens.
The first arrived on CNN on Wednesday calling herself Cadee Condit, becoming the second of Rep. Gary Condit's Stepford Children to defend their embattled father on King's hour of knucklehead chat and, as if brainwashed, assure America:
Gary Condit is a good man,
Gary Condit is a good husband,
Gary Condit is a good grandfather.
Observing her closely as she said that or something...