Here are 57 Hartford Courant headlines for 2003, in the order they will appear.
1. Priest’s Arrest Rocks Parish
2. DOT Panel OKs Driving on Lawns, Sidewalks
3. Philanthrope/Misanthrope Editorial Puts Man In Coma
4. Amato Seeks Trebek Post on “Jeopardy”
5. Iraqi Smirking Threatens Safety, Says Bush
6. Rowland Closes State Office of The Wretched
7. Bush OKs “Weekends Only” North Korean Nuclear Blasts
8. Atheneum Board Members Exchange Gunfire in Noontime Melee
9. Grisly Small-Town Murder Transfixes State
10. Raelians Successfully Clone Jean-Paul Belmondo
11. Priest’s Crack-Fueled Rampage Stirs Town
12. No Truth To Rowland Sheep Whispers
13. Bush Gets Tough: North Korea “Must Pick Up” After Detonations
14. State Woos Bengals to Rentschler
15. Bush Calls Iraqi Double-Parking “Unchecked Aggression”
16. Rowland: Orphans and Cripples Must Share Pain
17. Priest’s Orc Nursery Shocks Community
18. Bush Attacks Iraq, Cites “Noisy Parties”
19. Lieberman: “Video Games Still Too Violent!”
20. Bush: North Korean Obliteration of Thailand “An Honest Mistake”
21. Even Grislier Smaller-Town Murder Transfixes State Even More
22. Lieberman: “Real War Not Violent Enough!”
23. Rowland Does Not Deny Not Not Knowing Sheep, (“Not!”)
24. WFSB-TV News Announces All-Murder Format
25. Priest’s Bank Robberies Divide Parish
26. Bad Iraqi Table Manners Seen As “Last Straw”
27. North Korea Annexes Hawaii. Bush Open to “Casual Negotiations”
28. Adriaen’s Landing Planners Green Light 44-Room Motel 6
29. Raelians Insist “Barbarella” Mainly Factual
30. Ragaglia To Be First Woman Cardinal
31. Cloned Priest Kills Fawn
32. Bush Unleashes Might of U.S. Coast Guard: Baghdad In Flames
33. Sheep Mum On Gov
34. Budget Woes Force State to Release Dangerous Priests from Prison
35. Town Shocked by Priest Prison Escape
36. Museum Reopens as Burger King Wadsworth Atheneum
37. North Korea Sets Indian Ocean On Fire
38. Bush Calls Ocean Fire “A Youthful Indiscretion”
39. Courant Names Nine to Special Grisly Small-Town Murder Desk
40. Top-Flight Frozen Yogurt Stand Semi-Commits to Adriaen’s Landing
41. Town Stunned As Priest Unseals Nuclear Fuel Rods
42. Iowans: “Lieberman Sort of Boring”
43. Mentally Ill Children Not Pulling Own Weight, Says Rowland
44. Denny’s Announces “Clones Eat Free” Days
45. Atheneum To Add Porn Wing
46. Legislators Raise Driving Age
47. Legislators Divide Drinking Age By Voting Age to Get Cloning Age
48. Legislators Raise Ice Age, Lower Bronze Age
49. Bush Says North Korea Reminds Him of Own Wild Yale Days
50. Project Renamed Raelian’s Landing; To Feature Trained Clone Act
51. Iraq Divisions Flee Vatican Swiss Guards With Extra-Sharp Pikes
52. State DEP OK’s Under-Sound Cable-Chunnel-Casino-Reactor
53. Busta Rhymes / Trent Lott Perform at Meadows
54. Kerry Says Phoniness “An Asset”
55. Amato Admits Improved “Jeopardy” Scores Falsely Inflated
56. Grisly Small-Town Atheneum Clone Porn Murder Re-ignites Rowland Rumors; Priest Held
57. Bush Admits He Likes Saying “Pyongyang”
