And at Kali's Court, regulars are willing to squeeze eight people around Table 2, which comfortably seats four.
Many restaurateurs demur when asked to name the famous names at their establishments — a few decline outright to discuss desirable tables, for fear of ruffling feathers. But 10 still walked us through the prized seats in town.
The Prime Rib
Quieter tables exist, but Table 1 has charisma and mystique. Says general manager David Derewicz: "It's the Power Table."
Who's dined here? Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier (not at the same time), Rosa Parks, Harry Belafonte, Johnny Unitas and King Abdullah II of Jordan.
"Table 1 is the Prime Rib's best view of the world," Derewicz says. It's just inside the side room. Diners see everyone walking through the main room, and everyone walking into the side room must parade by.
1101 N. Calvert St., Midtown-Belvedere; 410-539-1804, theprimerib.com
The Food Market
Tables 54 and 55 aren't perfect. They're by the bar. One side of each stainless-steel table has banquette seating; the other has stools.
But chef and co-owner Chad Gauss thought chef's prep tables would work by the front windows, originally deemed waiting space. Now, regulars request them when making reservations, which aren't easy to come by.
The tables are relatively quiet. Diners facing in view the Food Market scene; those facing out see the Avenue and the unlucky stiffs waiting for a table.
1017 W. 36th St., Hampden; 410-366-0606, thefoodmarketbaltimore.com
Sure, some Ravens prefer the private Hall of Fame room at Tark's. But Table 601 is the favorite of several high-profile Baltimoreans, says dining room manager Virginia Green.
A tall table, 601 straddles the border, a bit awkwardly, between dining room and patio. But it was instantly popular, Green says. Diners can observe the action on the patio and at the bar. "You can watch the Orioles game here," Green says. "And you're under cover."
2360 W. Joppa Road, Lutherville; 410-583-8275, tarksgrill.com
At Linwood Dane's Owings Mills restaurant, quietly celebrating its 25th anniversary, there are two popular dining options, according to Dane's assistant, Rachel Maw.
Some enjoy perching at a stool on the chef's line and watching the kitchen in action. But other regulars have developed a relationship with a table for two in the bar area. Nestled along a banquette, it's the only round table in the dining room and the only one that Linwoods diners refer to by number — 22.
25 Crossroads Drive, Owings Mills; 410-356-3030, linwoods.com
When owner Vasili Keramidas envisioned the Kali's Court garden, he knew how desirable the vestibule overlooking it would become.
"You rarely hear customers using restaurant lingo," says managing partner Darin Mislan, "but customers call Table 2 by name."
Diners call up to two months in advance to reserve Table 2, once a favorite of William Donald Schaefer and Art Modell.
Rarely given to first-time diners, Table 2 is so popular that regulars will jam the four-top with groups of eight.
"That's how much power Table 2 has," Mislan says.
1606 Thames St., Fells Point; 410-276-4700, kaliscourt.com
Chazz: A Bronx Original
Chazz's Table was intended as a glamorous amenity at the Harbor East restaurant. Actor and co-owner Chazz Palminteri eats there. Michael Phelps, Derek Jeter and other celebs have, too.
Framed by mahogany walls hung with Palminteri memorabilia, the red leather half-booth occupies an alcove just off the main dining floor. Like the restaurant, the table is equal parts Bronx and Hollywood. The setting seems to say, "Look, but don't approach."
Chazz: A Bronx Original, 1415 Aliceanna St., Harbor East; 410-522-5511, chazzbronxoriginal.com
Fork & Wrench
The three lounge tables in this Canton charmer, with their brocaded booths, have the sex appeal at Fork & Wrench — and the ever-present reserved signs.
But the mezzanine tables have an allure all their own, and diners are beginning to catch on to these four small but comfortable booths, which you wouldn't know about unless you ask. "One of our liquor reps has adopted the mezzanine," says co-owner Andy Gruver. "It's a little quieter up here, and you get a great view of the tables in the Study and the garden."
2322 Boston St., Canton; 443-759-9360, theforkandwrench.com
Tables 53, 54 and 55 are in the balcony where athletes like Domonique Foxworth and Nick Swisher get seated. The cast of "VEEP" was placed here, too.
"They are great tables because they are fairly private, but you can still feel as though you are part of the action," says general manager Marcus Garner. "They are like being in a private dining car."
B&O Brasserie, 2 N. Charles St., downtown; 443-692-6172, bandorestaurant.com
The Rusty Scupper
The Rusty Scupper, after 30 years, still offers the best — and most — views of the harbor. Different diners have identified their own favorites.
According to general manager Ed Prutzer, Ravens defensive coordinator Dean Pees can see the entire Inner Harbor from Table 29 in the main room. Sportscaster Tom Davis prefers Table 73, where, Prutzer says, "You feel like you're literally on a boat." And Debbie Phelps always asks for Table 33, a five-top by the windows.
Rusty Scupper, 402 Key Highway, Inner Harbor; 410-727-3678, selectrestaurants.com/rusty
RA sees its share of celebs. When they show up at this Harbor East hot spot, they're usually accommodated at Table 53, which is located at the far, far left of the dining room.
One of the restaurant's largest tables, Table 53 can't be seen from the main dining area. Snooki sat here, as have Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly and Michael Phelps, who would ask for it when he made reservations, according to general manager Scott Bernas.
RA Sushi, 1390 Lancaster St., Harbor East; rasushi.com, 410-522-3200
On the cover
Photographed by Kenneth K. Lam, The Baltimore Sun, at the Food Market, 1017 W. 36th St., Hampden. Models: Marcia Davis and Eric Heidenberger (from T.H.E Artist Agency), and Alex Hayden, Amy Chai and Reuel Belt. Styling by John-John Williams IV, The Baltimore Sun
Apparel, from left:
Eric Heidenberger: DS Dundee of Scotland suit, $1,295; TF Fisher 1859 shirt, $145; tie, $125, Edward Armah pocket circle, $90; all Gian Marco.
Amy Chai: Charlie Jade dress, $169; Bella Collection purse, $48; all Cupcake.
Reuel Belt: Brera Milano jacket, $1,150; MAC jean, $225; tie, $125; private-label shirt, $145, Edward Armah pocket circle, $90; all Gian Marco.
Alex Hayden: Milly dress, Cupcake, $369; diamond studs, Cupcake, $22; Sam Edelman booties, Poppy and Stella, $148.
Marcia Davis: Yoana Baraschi dress, Cupcake, $398; Pour La Victoire heels, $250, Poppy and Stella; Wendy Stevens clutch, Paradiso, $450; bracelets, Cupcake, $22 set; earrings, Cupcake, $19.
Cupcake: 813 S. Broadway, Fells Point; 410-522-0941, cupcake-shop-baltimore.blogspot.com.
Gian Marco Menswear: 517 N. Charles St., Mount Vernon; 410-347-7974, gianmarco.org.
Paradiso: 1015 W. 36th St., Hampden. Select hours. 410-243-1317, paradisohampden.com.
Poppy and Stella: 728 S. Broadway, Fells Point; 410-522-1970, poppyandstella.blogspot.com.