Eli Knauer

Eli Knauer is a 10-year-old aspiring food critic who reviews different restaurants on his blog "Adventures of a Koodie." (Kenneth K. Lam, Baltimore Sun / June 21, 2011)

Elijah Knauer bounds into S'ghetti Eddie's as if on a mission, taking in the pinball, the family-style booths and — oh man — the spot on the menu that mentions the thing that begins with an "ice" and ends with a "cream."

"Oooooh, they have thick and creamy milkshakes," he enthuses. "Mommy, what's a malted?"

Eli is a restaurant critic, but he's also 10 years old, a recent graduate of the fourth grade at Baltimore County's Oakleigh Elementary. He's a so-called kid foodie — a "koodie" — with spunk, a budding palate and a review blog that to the amazement of even his own mother, is drawing worldwide attention.

He's made the papers in Africa, Australia, Brazil, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia and the Netherlands.

The corporate folks at Red Robin begged him to sample one of their burgers.

Jimmy Kimmel's people phoned his parents about a possible appearance.

"It feels so cool," he says.

The spark to pursue food criticism lit in Eli last summer during a vacation at Niagara Falls. The family had been going out to eat every night, and on the drive up they made a point of stopping at a diner they'd seen profiled on one of their favorite Food Network shows. It was at a red-sauce Italian restaurant in the area's Little Italy neighborhood, over a meatball sandwich with provolone, that Eli made his pronouncement.

Though critics of cuisine boast access, prestige and of course the power to close a restaurant with little more than a printed pout — none of that attracted Eli.

Rather, it was a vision of bountiful ice cream — piled high in an all-you-can eat world where sweets weren't merely "allowed by mom," but were an on-the-job requirement.

"It sounds fantastic," he explains. "You can get the most delicious, expensive thing on the dessert menu and not have to pay for it."

Just like that, a dream was born. The blog, Adventures of a Koodie, came next because, as his mom told him, that's what food critics do. Eat and blog.

It should be no surprise then that when Eli's blog launched in August, Baltimore's food writers were among the first to embrace his reviews.

Baltimore Sun dining critic Richard Gorelick (who, like many critics, does pay his own way when dining out) took to his own blog right away to cheer on his mini-me. Last November he pointed readers to what has become something of a classic in Eli's oeuvre: his review of Thanksgiving dinner at Grandpa's house, a meal that he awarded a flaccid two stars for kid-friendliness.

"There where appetizers such as olives, cheese, peperoni, and over foods," Eli wrote. "[M]ost children wouldn't like the olives and I don't have any interest in the peperoni."

The butternut squash soup earned a "delicious," but the stuffing was too spicy and the mashed sweet potatoes marred with gratuitous onion-ing.

Dara Bunjon, a local food blogger who knows Eli's mom, Cheryl, wrote of the boy blogger months ago, as if gazing into a crystal ball: "He'll end up on 'Ellen' way before we will," she predicted, adding the other day, "See, I'm not far from it."

It was Bunjon who might have positioned Eli for his big break — a judging spot at a local grilled cheese cook-off. It was there that he charmed WJZ reporter Ron Matz, who aired a bit with him on the local news. The spot went national, earning a prime spot on the Yahoo! homepage.

When a reporter for a French wire service wrote about the American koodie, the story ran in papers across the globe.