Dan Bazis, aka CrunchDaddy, concocts gourmet popcorn flavors like best-selling Maple & Bacon Crunch.

Dan Bazis, aka CrunchDaddy, concocts gourmet popcorn flavors like best-selling Maple & Bacon Crunch. (Brian Krista, Patuxent Publishing / September 26, 2012)

Two guys walk into a bar. Sounds like the start of a cheesy joke, right?

Not when the two guys are Dan Bazis and Kevin Pyles, who bellied up to the bar at Union Jacks in Columbia last winter to discuss one of those existential questions men on bar stools have been pondering for ages:

How to create the perfect peanut butter-and-jelly-flavored popcorn?

For Bazis and Pyles, two Columbia residents better known in cyberspace as CrunchDaddy and Popcorn Face, it was a true dilemma. Bazis -- an entrepreneur whose online CrunchDaddy gourmet popcorn business had grown exponentially since its launch at the beginning of the year -- was ready to offer some new flavors and PB&J seemed like a natural. He created peanut butter crunch popcorn that featured kernels drenched in peanut butter caramel, and originally intended to mix it with a grape jelly-flavored popcorn. Only problem was he couldn’t seem to perfect a recipe that tasted enough like grape jelly.

“We thought about it for a while, and finally I said, ‘Why don’t you try mixing it with a grape candy like jelly beans,’ ” recalls Pyles, whose Popcorn Face website not only highlights photos of unusual kernels of popped corn -- that look like faces, naturally -- but also reviews popcorn brands from national favorites to boutique finds like CrunchDaddy.

“I bought a bag of jelly beans on the way home that night at Walgreens and started experimenting right away,” Bazis says. The result is Peanut Butter and Jelly Crunch Popcorn, which features minced grape jelly beans. It’s become one of his best-sellers.

“It turned out to be a perfect fit because I like doing unusual flavors,” Bazis says. “I want my flavors to be real conversation starters.”

Sound delicious? How about Sesame Ginger, which features real candied ginger and toasted sesame seeds? Or the site’s top-selling Maple and Bacon, which features Vermont maple syrup and requires a half-pound of precooked bacon for every gallon of popcorn?

That’s right. Maple and bacon popcorn.

If you’re expecting tired generic flavors like cheese or caramel, you’re in for a surprise when you visit CrunchDaddy.com. The site sells popcorn in 14 flavors, all of which were carefully perfected by Bazis himself.

“I come from a family of foodies,” says Bazis, who, by day, works as a cartographer specializing in creating nautical charts. “Everyone loves coming to our parties because they know the food is going to be great.”

One thing Bazis and his siblings always enjoyed was popcorn, and one year his brother sent him a caramel corn recipe on a lark.

“I couldn’t believe how easy it was to make, but I’m like Emeril — I like kicking things up a notch, so I created a rum vanilla caramel corn drizzled in dark chocolate.”

He gave bags of it away that year as Christmas gifts to friends and co-workers and was shocked at the reaction.

“People just loved it, and they started saying, ‘You really need to sell this,’ ” says Bazis, 44, of Running Brook.

A few months later he sampled kettle corn for the first time, and although he loved the combination of salty and sweet, he found the oily aftertaste off-putting.

“Kettle corn is made from sugar, salt and vegetable oil, so I started experimenting with sea salt and butter instead of oil,” he says. He started making it for friends and once again was told he was onto something big.

“I’ve always wanted to be in some kind of business for myself, and over the years I’ve explored eight or 10 ideas but never got past the research phase,” he says.

It took a push from his sister, Hickory Ridge resident Sandy Dykes, to finally commit to a business plan.

“People were really crazy about the popcorn, but I guess I just convinced myself they were just being nice,” he says. “It was my sister who finally convinced me that I really had something here.”