Stephen Colbert owns Anthony Weiner on Twitter

U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-N.Y.) patently absurd comments that he "cannot say with certitude" whether a photo of a penis tweeted from his Twitter account is actually his penis have drawn mockery and ridicule from many quarters. 

But no one is currently ripping Weiner apart like comedian Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) is doing today on Twitter. 

All day, Colbert has been posting ridiculous quasi-anatomy photos (of a monkey's rear end or oddly shaped flowers, for instance) along with the phrase "I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body. ." 

The premise of the joke is this: Of course it's a photo of Weiner! If it wasn't, he would simply deny it. His obfuscating, ambiguous statements only serve to make him look absurd. 

Here are some examples of the ongoing Colbert Twitter mockery: 

 Stephen Colbert 

• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body
• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body.  
• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body. 
• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body. 
• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body. 
• I cannot say with certitude that this is not part of my body.