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An (imaginary) letter from Obama

An (imaginary) letter from Obama

Hello, my fellow Americans!

I'm off catching some island vibes, grabbing some z's and doing a media detox, so I'm out of the news loop.

Anything going on where you are?

I've been trying to unplug from the madness of our modern world, but Michelle says some of you are wondering what I'm up to. I'm honored that you care so just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know everything is copacetic.

How are you all doing?

Not much to report here. Been wearing my baseball cap backward. Kinda cool. Cruising around in flip-flops and shades and sometimes saying out loud in a Groucho Marx voice: "Here's to you, Mitch McConnell!"

Haven't grown that...

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