All right, guessing about that last one. But we're certain that the Bulls get under his skin, and even when he's celebrating, he's more Lovie Smith-stoic than Carlos Boozer-excitable. Here's how Game 2 unfolded, according to James' mood.
Tantrum: Joakim Noah takes a feed and hammers home the two-hand dunk. James does not like it when Noah succeeds.
Stoic: James beats the Bulls D downcourt and is rewarded with an easy layup. Yay.
Whiny: Jimmy Butler, the Bulls' iron man, drains a 3-pointer to put the Bulls up 15-12.
Stoic: James stuffs home an alley oop; he's 3-for-3 with six points at this juncture.
Stoic: James goes coast to coast for the jam after a steal. Now he's 4-for-4.
Tantrum: James stiff-arms Butler and gets called for an offensive foul. His momentum carries him into Noah, who tries to restrain James. Then things get testy, ending in technical fouls on both of them.
Stoic: James goes one-on-five for a bucket as time expires. He had 12 points in the quarter. Yeah, he's good. And in a good mood right about now.
Score: Heat 25, Bulls 20
Whiny: Miami's Chris Andersen commits a flagrant foul, shoving Belinelli into the bench. He's lucky Lance Briggs isn't around …
Stoic: … On the same possession, Marquis Teague is called for a technical after he was fouled driving to the hoop. …
Whiny: … Then Daequan Cook bear-hugs James, who has to play peacemaker as Andersen wants to go after Cook. Civility reigns—for now.
Tantrum: James slams the ball to the floor with two hands after Carlos Boozer posts him up for an easy 2. Awww, did Boozer make you wook silly, LeBwon?
Whiny: Butler hits a spectacular reverse layup. And, of course, is fouled. He hits the free throw, and it's 42-38 Miami.