It's silly to cry over spilt milk.
But spilt beer?
That's another story.
Randy Zipperer, 49, was hauled to the pokey for allegedly stabbing his younger brother in a feud over some missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer in Deltona, reports WKMG CBS News-6 in Orlando.
Zipperer, upset because he couldn't find his mac & cheese, reportedly became enraged when his brother, 47, tried to help him find the food but then accidentally knocked over Zipperer's beer, according to the report.
This is Zipperer's 7th booking into Volusia County jail, inmate records show.
Get the DUhtails at WKMG CBS News-6 in Orlando.