Deputies: Self proclaimed stripper called neighbors "(rectal orifices)"


Guys, there could be a down side to having a stripper for a neighbor.

Self-proclaimed stripper, Lisa Marie Paras, 29, allegedly yelled outside at her neighbors while dressed in an "underwear like or bikini dress" and drinking a beer, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for in Stuart.

The Jensen Beach 'dancer' seemed to be out-of-step -- possibly because she reportedly admitted to the deputy she had already consumed 8-12 beers.

She also told deputies her neighbors were "(rectal orifices)" and are "(fornicated) up," according to the arrest report.

Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at in Stuart.

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