Badgers fans are crafty beavers, you know that? Behind that way-too-nice exterior and House of Pain-fueled enthusiasm beats the heart of the Midwestern equivalent of an Arizona State fan. It's either a pile of JV football rejects projecting their anguish over glory that will never come to them or people who are there to drink and THAT. IS. ALL!
"Oh! You should TOTALLY come to Madison and you should TOTALLY burn a couch on Halloween when you come! Did you want another mimosa? Oh, that? That's a picture of my buddies and I at the last tailgate! College is fun!" *plays "Jump Around"*