The Zombie

A day in the life of a fest zombie:

9:07 a.m.: 7 beers at breakfast (Breakfast is 2 pop-tarts).

11:23 a.m.: Half of a fifth of vodka/purple Gatorade (shared with 2 friends, via Camelbak).

1:04 p.m.: A granola bar.

1:32 p.m.: One pill, mediocre Ecstasy (Makes Perry's tent WAAAAAAAY more interesting, brah).

1:57-9:23 p.m.: .....

9:45 p.m..: Force-fed convenience store hoagie.

10:03 - 11:30 p.m..: 2 beers, a pull of whiskey, half a cup of vodka/Vitamin Water, half a cookie, pulls off a joint.

Midnight: Vomit. Everywhere.

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