Colin McEnroe

Colin McEnroe

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Conniving Legislators Sneaked Keno Into Law

June 14, 2013

Can we talk about keno?

  • Fearsome, Mysterious 'Implementer' Stalks Capitol Halls

    June 6, 2013

    It was late Wednesday night, and lobbyist Jack Kealey of Bethany was feeling good.

  • Do You Trust State Leaders With The Lights Out?

    May 31, 2013

    People, there is a war going on against sunshine and clean government laws. It's coming on the heels of a 5th District congressional race marred by multiple scandals tainting both Democrats and Republicans. We ought to be screaming for tougher rules and mass resignations. Instead, we're watching calmly as they try to weaken the laws that bring their crimes to our attention.

  • Government Revealed — A Buyers' Market

    May 24, 2013

    Chris Donovan wanted to be a congressman. Now he's the reluctant star of a federal court multimedia show on corrupt practices, featuring a colorful lineup of bums and goodfella wannabes.

  • Road To Hell Paved With Caviar and Slippery Nipples

    May 17, 2013

    It's really hard to stand out as incompetent while running the city of Hartford, because almost everybody who tried to do it for the past 40 years has been either a knave, a genial idiot, an ill-tempered goose or some chimera-like combination of all three.

  • On A Trip Abroad, Finding A Bridge Back

    May 9, 2013

    A letter to the Irish Times Wednesday was headlined "Name for the new Liffey bridge" The body of the letter consists of "Sir — The suspension is killing me. — Yours, etc. Tom Gilsenan."

  • Besieged UConn Woman Gets No Husky Help

    May 3, 2013

    Last month UConn adopted a tough new vulpine husky logo that, according to coach Geno Auriemma, is a "streamlined fighting dog" that says "Don't mess with me."

  • Father's Musical Touches Song In My Heart

    April 26, 2013

    I won't lie to you. I can't face another column about guns or bombs. Maybe we all need a break.

  • Despite Our Depredations, We Are Not Lost

    April 18, 2013

    In 1912, a man named 'Abdu'l-Bahá came to the United States to give talks. He was 68 and had lived a life of poverty, persecution, imprisonment and physical peril. His long beard was white, and his posture was stooped. He wore a buff-colored fez, wrapped in a white cloth.

  • Treat Guns Like Cars, But Don't Stop There

    April 12, 2013

    Two of the disappointments of the post-Newtown season of gun reform are as follows:

  • Reckoning With Emotions' Powerful Political Pull

    April 5, 2013

    During Wednesday's debate on new gun laws, Sen. John Kissel rose and began a lengthy set of remarks with two anecdotes.

  • Errant Plays, Bad Calls Leave UConn Sidelined

    March 29, 2013

    No living person could explain what happened to the sports programs of the University of Connecticut in the last six months. It would take John Milton, who was so good with rebel angels being "hurled headlong flaming from the ethereal sky / With hideous ruin and combustion, down / To bottomless perdition; there to dwell / In adamantine chains and penal fire."

  • Ritter's Careful, Legal, Lucrative Career

    March 22, 2013

    I would like to begin by saying at no point did Thomas Ritter do anything illegal.

  • Ted Kennedy Jr.'s Disarming Candor

    March 15, 2013

    Not that it matters much to most politicians, but there's a fairly easy way to get on my good side, at least temporarily. I place a disproportionate weight on how they handle encounters with my son.

  • Curbs On Guns Work Better Than Old Slogans

    March 8, 2013

    The rhetorical failure of the week belonged to state Rep. Craig Miner who, in handing down the lame list of Republican proposals from a working group on gun violence, said, "We believe it's not the gun that kills the person. It's the person that actually kills the person. That sounds kind of cold, but that's the way it is."

  • Malloy Wants To 'Fix' The Watchdogs With A Snip

    March 1, 2013

    When it comes to ethics and government oversight and watchdogs, Connecticut should be like Middle Earth and rings of power. You shouldn't have to persuade people based on hypothetical scenarios. "What if the most evil person alive was trying to get a really awesome ring and use it to screw all of us?" This already happened, right? Ring control should be a given.

  • Malloy Has Taken Sandy Hook To Heart

    February 22, 2013

    Watch Dan Malloy closely right now, and you might see that rare thing: A politician who has ditched politics in favor of moral seriousness.

  • Municipal Storm Stars Win Golden Blizzies

    February 15, 2013

    The Oscars are exactly one week away, but here in Connecticut, the wait is over for the Blizzies, the awards handed out for storm-related achievement.

  • Step Right Up, See The Great Malloy

    February 8, 2013

    I seem to have misunderstood in some fundamental way.

  • DeStefano Takes A Bow Fearing Voters' Push

    February 1, 2013

    Let me put this in perspective for you.

  • Forget Truth, Reality — Ignorance Can Work

    January 25, 2013

    You never know. This (or any) moment could be the time you hear the snap of the umbilical cord connecting us to the notions of fact, empirical truth and the Enlightenment.

  • Where The Paranoid And Delusional Network, The Truth Disappears

    January 18, 2013

    The Facebook page in question links out to a thicket of medium-extremist sites.

  • Gun Debate Loaded With Red Zone Anxiety

    January 11, 2013

    In the bustling hallways of the state Capitol on Wednesday, the first day of this legislative session, a few of us fell to talking about Joel Gonzalez — although, tragically, nobody could remember his name.

  • Foul-Mouthed Speaker Lowers Civility Bar

    January 4, 2013

    One way to look at your life right now is this: Even if there's somebody at work who gets on your nerves, there's still a strong chance that you get along better with your co-workers than do the people allegedly running this country.

  • For Year That Was Hoppin', Some Stylish Name-Droppin'

    December 28, 2012

    Our revels aren't stinting; our cheers are not feeble.

  • Holding This Moment Long Enough To Act

    December 21, 2012

    One night in August, 1994, a man sitting alone in a New Haven coffee bar stood up, pulled a knife and stabbed seven people.

  • Lieberman's Farewell Marred By Compromise

    December 14, 2012

    One night last week, U.S. Sens. Joe Lieberman, Lindsey Graham and John McCain appeared together on Piers Morgan's CNN show, either as part of Lieberman's massive, never-ending farewell tour or as part of a series called People Who Make Piers Morgan Look (Improbably) Like A Person Of Unwavering Principle.

  • Searching The Ballot For Worthy Republicans

    December 7, 2012

    Let me tell you something you don't know about me.

  • We Can't Afford Poor, Downtrodden Anymore

    November 30, 2012

    It's Rescission Time!

  • UConn Salary Bloat Wins National Notice

    November 23, 2012

    University of Connecticut President Susan Herbst thinks she and her college are not famous enough, and last week she did something about it. She hired Tysen Kendig as the university's new publicity mogul for $227,500.

  • State Fiscal Crisis Needs Sex Appeal

    November 16, 2012

    We have some kind of looming fiscal crisis here in Connecticut, but I don't know much about it because a) it is not a cliff and b) it is not as interesting as other things I could conceivably know about.

  • McMahon's Boat Sinks Into Sea Of Millionaires

    November 9, 2012

    Take a moment to feel sorry for me.

  • Malloy's Softer Side Struggling To Get Free

    November 2, 2012

    Can Sandy help Dan?

  • McMahon And Obama Go Together Like R's And D's

    October 26, 2012

    This is my last chance to tell you what I think about the coming election, because The Courant enforces a period of editorial neutrality right before the vote.

  • McMahon May Have A Plan, But No Good Answers

    October 19, 2012

    Every few years, it's time again to point out that Mark Davis is necessary.

  • Seems Higher Ed HQ Is Located On The Dark Side

    October 12, 2012

    I'm going to say something that may sound a little strange, but it explains some pressing mysteries. A state building — located at 39 Woodland St. in Hartford — is possessed by evil spirits and possibly even Satan himself.

  • Murphy's Starting To Look Like Underdog

    October 5, 2012

    Thursday dawned gray and rainy for Democrats in Connecticut.

  • Throwing The Flag On Connecticut Candidates

    September 28, 2012

    Earlier this week, for one brief shining moment, our badly divided republic came together so gloriously that Paul Ryan and Barack Obama were finishing each other's sentences. Everybody agreed that the replacement refs were ruining professional football. This issue struck very close to home, because I am a Packers fan. It's a miracle I can sit up and take nourishment after Monday night, but that's my journey and not this column.

  • Worst Deadbeat? Too Close To Call

    September 21, 2012

    Everything is so close!

  • Time For Murphy To Get Off The Canvas

    September 14, 2012

    Remember the scene in "Witness" where the local bullies start taunting the Amish in their carts? One of them paints the face of Alexander Godunov with his ice cream cone. They're knocking off straw hats. And Harrison Ford clambers down out of the jitney as an Amish elder cautions him: "It's not our way."

  • It Doesn't Pay To Underestimate Manic Malloy

    September 7, 2012

    If I knew more about hockey, I'd know which hockey player Dan Malloy resembles at the Democratic convention.

  • 'Rags To Riches' Stories A Little Thin

    September 4, 2012

    On Wednesday afternoon, my own radio station was going on a bit too long about how well peaches go with duck, so I flipped over to the show hosted by former Gov. John Rowland, where a caller was saying (I paraphrase): "Breathes there a man with soul so dead who never to himself has said, Ann Romney, you are one fabulous person."

  • Candidates Brooding — The Party's Over Them

    August 24, 2012

    The primary is over! There are supposed to be fewer candidates, not more.

  • Candidates Burn Millions For Measly Turnout

    August 17, 2012

    There's something wrong here.

  • Olympic Heights And Depths: The Games People Played

    August 10, 2012

    I grew up thinking the Olympics were boring and that the Summer Olympics looked mainly like an exhausting overnight camp I was glad my parents had not sent me to.

  • Aug. 14 Primary: Day Of Reckoning

    August 3, 2012

    This is the last time I will address you about issues related to the Aug. 14 primary, because the Courant does not allow us to write about the candidates on that final Sunday.

  • Candidates Run Wild In 5th District Race

    July 27, 2012

    One fear we harbor about our dopey Aug. 14 primary date is that freakishly low turn-out will produce a winner who is some kind horrific political mutant.

  • 'Scootie' Will Take Us Where We Need To Go

    May 25, 2012

    We need to talk about Scootie.

  • Man Vs. Bear: Let The Games Begin

    January 13, 2012

    Although our state is no longer as broke as it was in 2010, we still need new revenue sources, which is why the Malloy administration has turned its attention to two very progressive ideas: online gambling and killing bears. The reasons:

  • Occupy Hartford: Police Deliver Shock And Awe

    December 11, 2011

    It has become clear what we must do to get the Hartford Police Department to marshal its resources and move swiftly and effectively against drug dealers, robbers and homicidal punks.

  • Butler Doing Awesome Audition For Fall Guy

    November 6, 2011

    Every time I see Jeffrey Butler, the president of CL&P, my overactive imagination dresses him in a Hawaiian shirt and transports him to the beach-side bar I am pretty sure he will be running on the Yucatan peninsula by this time next year.

  • When The Normal Cyclings Of The Day Stopped. Forever.

    September 8, 2002

    His name was John Metcalf, and if you had noticed him at a party, you might not have sought him out for conversation, because he was quiet and self-contained.

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Before the state senate debates....

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