Mark Russell

My sources overseas predict that in 2012, North Korea's leader, Kim Jong Un, will be overthrown by his smarter brother, Kim Jong Jeb.

Queen Elizabeth will bestow a posthumous knighthood on the heroic veteran of World War I, Joey, the War Horse.

In Moscow, the rioters in Red Square will steal the preserved body of Lenin and put it on eBay.

France will discard the euro and replace it with the Deutschmark.

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