Official name: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch Created: 1963 Parent company: Quaker Oats Known for: Using "Crunchtasic" powers of the cereal to solve problems. Family: Sea Dog. Nemesis is Jean LaFoote, the barefoot pirate. You might not know: Cap'n Cruch's ship is called the Good Ship Guppy. Also, a report released in 2009 by the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale gave Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries the worst nutritional score of any cereal marketed to kids.