A cap and gown tutorial for graduates
(Illustration for the Tribune by Elaine Melko / May 6, 2011)
Dear Answer Angel: My mom said I should ask you my fashion questions, so here goes. I am about to graduate and receive my master's degree This is my third graduation (high school, college, and now master's) and the cap and gown always looks wretched. What do you suggest about shoes and attire under the cap and gown in order to look good in all the pictures my family will be taking? Here's to hoping the third time's the charm.
Dear Emily: This is a personal crusade of mine, to help graduates look as good as humanly possible for those cherished photos in those cheesy outfits they make you wear to get your diploma.
I'm thrilled to offer a checklist:
Iron or steam the gown in the bathroom so it's not a wrinkled mess.
Be sure no clothing (blouse etc.) peeks out at the neckline. Men: A shirt and tie looks best; skip the jacket because the suffocating polyester gown will make you sweat like a longshoreman.
Mortarboards are silly but they look even sillier perched on the back of your head: The point of the cap should be in the middle of and down on your forehead; flat part should be parallel to the floor.
Don't use unsightly bobby pins or clips to hold the cap on; try a discreet hatpin at the back.
If graduation is on grass, wear flats; heel sink in.
Simple is better; both men and women can't go wrong with black slacks and plain, polished shoes.
Dear Answer Angel: I am one of those old dinosaurs who still like to use an electric typewriter. Laugh if you must but I would rather use this than a computer. The problem is my Remington Rand Electric model #880 has ceased to let me peck away on her. I have searched high and low to find someone who can repair it for me but to no avail. So is there anyone out there in angel land who can help me find a repairman to fix my 1985 purchase so I do not have to put it on the electronic waste heap? Or, I would be willing to purchase a used electric IBM if anyone has one for sale. I would appreciate any help you can give.
Dear Cecelia: Typewriters are enjoying a moment. They're being discovered (and embraced) by young people who haven't a clue how to change a ribbon or wrestle with flimsy fly away carbon paper. To answer your question, I went to Richard Polt, a typewriter fanatic and professor of philosophy at Xavier University in Cincinnati. "There is a whole community of 'typecasters' or people who type their blogs on typewriters (seriously) … So Cecelia is not a dinosaur!" Polt emailed.
For a huge list of typewriter repair shops and much much more, see Polt's typewriter site: site.xavier.edu/polt/typewriters or just Google "classic typewriter page."
As it heats up out there, two questions on the human equivalent of a dog's panting …
Dear Answer Angel: You seem to have an answer for all problems. How about us ladies that perspire and need to wear dress shields with many tops or dresses. They used to be easy to purchase at stores or catalogues. I haven't been able to find them for ages. Can you help?