What, you say you're not in a partying mood? Gee, what a surprise.
As for the tens of millions of us who have to write a check to Uncle Sam — the average amount was nearly $4,600 in 2008 — it's hard to come up with anything remotely positive to say. "I thought I owed more than that," does not qualify.
The only good thing I can say about April 15 is that it's my dog's birthday. That's pretty pathetic.
If you're getting money back from the government, you don't have to think for a moment about what to do with it. Most of it is already committed, I'm sure. And if you're stuck owing some cash, it may be small comfort, but there are a lot of us in that bad place.
To try to encourage you to celebrate your refund or to ease the misery of having to pay, I went shopping at five of my favorite locally owned small shops for little Tax Day splurges — all less than $100 — to perk you up.
Some of the items shown are by Chicago artists. So, if you're hesitating to treat yourself, think of it as doing your small part to help the ailing local economy. It's patriotic.
Pump, 1659 W. Division St., 773-384-6750,
Habit, 1951 W. Division St., 773-342-0093, habitchicago.com
Hazel, 1902 W. Montrose Ave., 773-769-2227, hazelchicago.com
Erin Gallagher, 1013 W. Webster Ave., 312-492-7548, egjewelry.com
P.O.S.H., 613 N. State St., 312-280-1602, poshchicago.com
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*Based on Internal Revenue Service sampling figures for returns filed in 2008
Your tattered, precious clothes
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Lindsey Boland's Habit boutique is filled with clothing and accessories by young designers. Sometimes she stocks works on paper. These note cards are by Art Institute of Chicago grad Emily Woodworth. The wooden pen by Chicagoan Rob Curtis will make writing that IRS check a bit easier.
Emily Woodworth note cards, $20
You can run, but even in this enormous sun hat you won't be able to hide from the tax man. But you'll be ultra glam on your trip to the federal slammer.
San Diego Hat Co.
, sun-blocking paper fiber, $39
New shoes are a traditional female mood enhancer. Pump has the funnest of fanciful footwear at reasonable prices. Owner Maureen Longua's expert advice and selection of accessories will cheer you up too.
Charles by Charles David
Your last buck might be heading to Washington to pay for some congressman's federally funded Cadillac health plan, but you'll still be able to carry your bus fare in this classy leather wallet by My Walit. Hazel owner David Vail's little shop is a one-stop present palace.
Jewelry designer Erin Gallagher's "money" necklace (that's Queen Elizabeth II on the coins) is a fitting tribute to the government gouge. Matching earrings and more can be found at her new location.
Erin Gallagher necklace, $77
, Erin Gallagher
Drinking your troubles away, or trying to, is never the best strategy. But a little bubbly sipped from these vintage champagne coupes could brighten your gray day. P.O.S.H. owner Karl Sorensen travels the world for his finds.
Vintage champagne glasses, $15