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Madonna, Guy Ritchie

Schoolmarm chic Madge, why so covered up? This prim droopy neck-bowed peachy-pink satin dress by Christian Dior is the unsexiest thing we've ever seen you wear. Where did the girl go who wore a Jean Paul Gaultier pointed-bullet bra to Cannes? And poor Guy looks so sad. That is not the face of a happy man. WireImage